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社区学堂 英语研讨 发布时间:2010-12-15 00:34:54
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hyc1125 发表于 2010-12-15 00:34:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
这里有一封白人同事写的英文信, 邀请我们大家下了班一起去喝个啤酒.. 如同以往的, 每次看他的信, 都让我哈哈大笑.... 他算是我们办公室里面最有幽默感的..

各位可以从中体会到幽默, 也知道用字不需卖弄文才, 就能写出一篇读起来不干涩的文章..


Hi folks, who's pumped for christmas???

I hear ya.  Me too!  Tossing snowballs at the local kids, sticking carrots in snowman heads, keeping warm by the fire, writing my name in the snow, shaking christmas presents in search of that PS3... how awesome!!!! - if you live at the north pole, that is.

But we don't live at the north pole.  I checked.  And people, for all the joys of christmas, remember it's not without it's dangers that can turn christmas sour in the blink of an eye - leaving you wondering "What just happened... I can't believe this is happening".  And by this, of course, I can only be referring to one thing; the inept social skills that will infest christmas celebrations everywhere resulting in uncomfortable, awkward or downright embarrassing moments around the family BBQ in the coming weeks.  I know you feel it coming on; you fear yourself, what stupid thing you'll say that will send the family into chaos for hours, second guessing every conversation, avoiding eye contact for fear of failure, and eventually spending that christmas lunch withdrawn in the shadows behind the christmas tree... I feel sick already...

But fear not hapless comrades, for I've hatched a cunning plan that will elevate you to 'social superstar' at christmas functions throughout the season!!!!  And you don't even need to send me monthly instalments to get access to it!  You'll be pointing fingers left and right like you've joined the Cinema Star Club in no time!  Yeah baby...

Best of all, the plan is simplicity itself (only augmenting the brilliance of my crafty nature)...  Practice makes perfect!!!  Yep, time to work on your social skills.  So come along next Friday after work for your christmas season rehearsal.  Share a pint with your workmates and work on your social prowess among like-minded colleagues who, with a little practice and some nurturing forgiveness, will help turn each other into get-together guru's before the clock strikes twelve!  Are you buzzin?  I'm buzzin!  And I can feel you buzzin' (finger point, finger point, wink, nod, finger point)... awesome, I'm feelin' better already!

And when the night is done you'll be well prep'd for the holiday season and confidently kickin' goals at all the christmas gatherings!  Thank You Shannon.  Why, you're most welcome!

Further to this, it's also a good opportunity for you to give me my christmas present, so bring it along (to save embarrassment, I recommend you spend towards triple figures on my gift, that's what others are doing and I wouldn't want you to feel awkward).

Look forward to seeing you there people!  Invite anyone you wish.  In fact hop up, hug whoever is closest to you (ah, hugs...), and tell 'em to get their buttocks to the tavern next Friday night!  Last drinks of the year!  

Date:   Friday, December 17, 2001

Time:   Some will be there from 4pm...
        It will go for however long, it's xmas and magic is in the air!!!
        Come and go as you please.

Place:  Dicey Riley's Christmas Workshop

Who:    You, and any others who you think may wish to come.  Partners welcome too.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone.  Thanks for an awesome year!  


写英文信也可以生动活泼且幽默.


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